there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
i like people who i can be mean with like those people are usually my best friends
Do dogs identify as a specific breed or do they just all accept each other as dogs?
"Oh look, it George the Corgi. Stuck up prick."
"Ooohhh, It’s Sam the Great Dane. So majestic, I’d tap that."
"My man Steve the Jack Russell. Found that rabbit yet buddy?"
Or is it just,
"Hello fellow canine. Allow me to smell your butt."
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”