A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
where do you live i want him to be my dentist on the odd chance that he would bring chris for a bring your son to work day….
Before the ride
ON THE RIDE :
AFTER THE RIDE :
KINGDA FUCKING KA (THATS TO YOU GAGAN!!!)